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shamyyellow:

tasnimsmentalroadtrip:

All of this is temporary
All of this is temporary
All of this is temporary
All of this is temporary
All of this is temporary
All of this is temporary
All of this is temporary
All of this is temporary
All of this is temporary
All of this is temporary
All of this is temporary
All of this is temporary
All of this is temporary
All of this is temporary
All of this is temporary

And that will either make your day or scare the shit out of you.

(via cecil-jacobs-is-a-big-fat-hen)

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snapchatmi:

Some of my snapchats~

(via lolsofunny)

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themoonphase:

I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.

(via ohcrap-itsactuallymydivision)

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cravings:

things i drop

  • my phone
  • my food 
  • my pens
  • my grades
  • the bass 

(via adultnapped)

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  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
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macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

(via orgasmic-humor)

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spider-manofficial:

hindre:

leonkuwatas:

youreouttayourtree:

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

Uncultured swine.

(via lolsofunny)

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8 pictures of your favourite rt employee: burnie burns

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pebblinator:

Human speech is very restricted. Studies have shown that human vocalisations can only produce a certain range of sounds and some sounds cannot be said consecutively. For example, it is impossible to quickly say the words “eye”, “laws”, “dug” and “aim” after each other. Try it!

(via cecil-jacobs-is-a-big-fat-hen)

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bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

(via dittodeto)

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populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

(via hi)

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alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

(via hi)

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funaticgirl:

sammiey:

higher than the empire state

You win

(via dumbpost)

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